I love it when you call me BIG PAPI!

The Mood of Red Sox Nation
Back to having sex with David Ortiz Again. It is pretty amazing how resilient this team is, and trust me on this one, Cleveland, Boston, and NY will all be tied by the end of the weekend.

Malach's Quote of the Day

Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain
Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the
aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill
everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation
for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before
the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to
the Corps! Do you ladies understand? - Gunnery Seargeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

Alexa you sneaky little bitch.
So, my Alexa rating was in the high 4 millions, not good. So then after doing a little research, I found out Alexa gets their number via their toolbar. So I downloaded it, and moved my ranking up to 250,000. It is really kind of sad that so many people rely on Alexa ratings to deem "quality sites". So, my buckos, now you have a new mission, and must download the toolbar . ..

Google Bombs.
Alexa also has this really interesting article about "Google Bombs" on their front page. If you are unsure what a Google Bomb is, got to Google and type in the search term "failure", and then hit the "I'm feeling lucky button". Well I want to create a google bomb for JesusMan!. I was thinking "savior" or something to that effect, but would require a coordinated effort. Drop me a line with ideas.

In relation to Google, they have finally figured out that "rubbersuits" have nothing to do with it, so I am no longer getting hit for that. It stopped at 269.

JesusMan! SuperStar!
Check out the fancy PSP work on the latest JesusMan! I am pretty happy with the result considering it is only my third use of PSP. Thanks to everyone with the ideas.

The Third Option Media Radio Network.
First Podcast is in the bag, a bit of editing and should be available for your perusal by next weekend. It should be informative, funny, and entertaining. We also have advertising space on our podcasts, contact me for details.

That Spacefarmer has more free time at work than I do.
This is a funny link. And has much needed informtion for the war.

I am Malach, and Still the King of Revenge