Old School Mates Part The Douche.

Ok, I am not obessesed, just nosy.
So yesterday's blog, I have a few updates. Unfortunately Nikki does have her own site (again warning nudity), there goes my ascent into the webporn industry. But it seems her husband does not . . . Tommy, c'mon throw me a bone (no pun intended).

I also found out she appeared in the October issue of Playboy in a "Girl's Next Door" spread. See what a Catholic School upbringing gets you! The site also has a forum . . . I am not sure if I am going to post there . . more on that later.

The Code of Hanurabi.
I am stealing this next part of the blog from The Angry Piper.

Ten Years Ago: I had just graduated with a Fine Art Degree in Painting and Illustration. I was a General Manager for Discovery Zone, Inc. I had my first real good paying job. After DZ, I had the two worst jobs I ever had, and then began working as a Design Lab Tech for Quaker Fabrics, Corp. I dumped my then fiance and started dating my wife. I had my first few art jobs and gallery shows.

Five Year Ago: I was into my third year working human services and have been there since. The world did not end. I had bought my first house with my wife.

One Year Ago: I have two kids, am selling the first house, and am still working in Human Services. I decided then to begin doing stuff on the internet.

Yesterday: Watched some football, visited the parents, and ate like a pig.

5 snacks I enjoy:
Goldfish
Zesta Saltines
Fruit
Cheese
Salt and Vinegar Chips

5 Songs you maybe surprised I know all the words to:
Rainbow Connection - The Muppets
The Tootsie Roll song - from the commercials in the 70's and 80's
Any song by the Carpenters
Talk it Over - Grayson Hugh
If you Let Me Stay - Terrance Trent D'Arby

5 things I would do with a $100 million:
Build and Addition on to this house
Pay off my car
Make Stool Sample Webcomics my job.
Become a Philathropist
Buy another Picasso.

5 Place I would Run Away to:
My house
New Hampshire
Marco Island, Fla
Myrtle Beach, SC
New York City

5 things I would never wear:
A Muscle Shirt
Those multi-colored, baggy pants that weight lifter wear
A clock around my neck
Ear muffs
Penny Loafers

5 biggest joys:
Wife and kids
Art
Family

5 Favorite Toys:
The Computer
Art Supplies
Star Wars Figures
Snake Eyes
Mitre Saw.

What cool at my place:
All the art
The fire place
My studio
My yard
My wife

Malach's Quote of the Day:

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess. - Dennis
Miller

Updates.
I am about 30% done with the latest JesusMan!, should be done by the weekend. Also Murk and I will be recording our next podcast this Thursday. Thanks for the overwhelming postitive response. You may also notice I am experimenting with new ads about the site. This is an ad broker, and people will bid on putting ads on my site.

I am Malach, AND I AM NOT OBSESSED.